Sunday, May 6, 2012

Coming Soon New TV shows

Law & Order GCU
In the criminal justice system, guilty conscience based offenses are considered especially ignorable. In New York, the dedicated detectives who investigate these non felonies are members of an elite squad known as the Guilty Conscience Unit. These are their stories... Dun Dun.

Series Premiere
Detectives Peabody and Grabel investigate the GC incidents at the offices of Schuler and Davis that occured after Mr. Schuler brought three dozen donuts as a treat for the staff. Two primary offenders, Betty Alder and Deb Jones, have the worst case of guilty conscience the detectives have seen in months as donuts are not part of their current fab diet, I'm No Brick House; which is a diet where no solids are allowed.



Tantrums from Tiaras
This show chronicles the trials and tribulations of life after the pageant for five 30ish women who were at one time, regulars on the age 3-7 pageant circuit.

Premiere Episode
Little Daisy Duncan is all grown up and sincerely believes she deserves preferential treatment over others. Follow Daisy as she tries to start a clothing company for plus sized pets.


Diners, Dives and Dry Heaves
Welcome to the Behind the Scenes feature with outtakes from the popular show Diners, Dives and Drive Ins. This show features foods that didn't make it to the original DD&D because they were, for lack of a better word, grody. See Guy and crew fight back gutteral vomit vibrations and stanky food tears for 30 minutes every week starting September 2!!

Premiere Episode
Guy visits Backwoods BBQ, which is known for their BBQ ribs. Little did he know that the restaurant was sold to new owners two weeks ago. Although the menu hasn't changes, the ingredients sure have.


My Not So Strange Addiction
In the past few years, addiction shows have become increasingly popular. Also becoming increasingly popular are people believing they have strange additions that really are not strange and not addictions.

Series Premiere
Sally is addicted to eating 3 meals and 2 snacks a day.
Loretta is addicted to taking one shower a day unless she has been to the gym and then she will shower 2x a day!!
Joel is addicted to using fabric softener on his starchy pants.

Grab Your Balls
TVLand delivers another new sitcom about a football coach who never remembers to bring balls to games or practice.

Series Premiere
Charlie forgets his balls and the team flashes back to all the other times Coach has forgotten his balls

Sons of Sons of Anarchy
Follow both Jax and Opie's sons as they try to overcome the obstacles of being their father's sons.

Premiere Episode
Abel, Thomas and Opie's sons, known only as Slick and the Beard, take SamCro to a new level by allowing their 'old ladies' to vote on club interests. This in turn adds to them deciding to not allow women make any decisions regarding the club because well, that was just a bad idea.