Friday, December 2, 2011

Well played, Genie Bra, Well Played

First of all, let me apologize that it has been so long since I last blogged.
Alot of you know that I have trouble sleeping, but what you probably don't know is that I love watching infomercials,especially the ones with before and afters. I had seen the Genie Bra infomercial several times and as a frequent bra wearer, I was intrigued. I have never ordered anything from an infomercial and would like to say I never would, but I won't because I cannot make that promise.
I was Christmas shopping Wednesday and lo and behold, what do I see? The Genie Bra and I had a 5 dollar off a purchase of 15 dollar coupon! This was destiny! And it was a 2 pack!
I bought the Genie Bras and raced home (well i didn't race but I think it adds to the excitement of the story). I got home and tried the bra on....
When I think of the word Genie, the words magical and wishes come to mind. Let me tell you- this bra was magical!!! I do not know how one piece of clothing can both make your boobs squish directly into your armpits and appear cone shaped at the same time! If I were given 3 wishes at the time I put this bra on, they would be as follows:
1. Please do not make me have to knock my shoulder out of socket to get this bra off
2. Please let me make it through this experience to tell my tale
3. If I do make it, please let me have saved the receipt


Needless to say, I returned the bras and hopefully have learned my lesson.